Wednesday, 11 May 2016
How To Bag THIRD Class In UNIOSUN (Very Easy Way)
So many things have been said about graduating with a first class, the top tens and twentys have come and gone and I am like “How come no one gives tips on how to graduate with a third class.
Anyways, the following steps, if adhered to will give you a third class degree.; No! it is trusted but not
totally tested.
1. Don’t Love your course: Yes, after all… You applied for a dream course but instead you got another course right? Why should you care about the
course? Not like you will use the certificate abi?
2. Don’t go to classes : Albert Einstein was a truant,yet he was more brilliant than his teachers. Lectures teach the same thing over and over again, same scheme for all. Their attendance is bullshit, it doesn’t
count, they don’t have time to even record impromptu tests.
3. Wait till exam is near before you start reading:Who reading don help? After all, you can cram the whole textbook in a day. School is meant for flexing,don’t mind those that read, they don’t know that YOLO is the motto.
4. Have no regards for Education Bill Gates,Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs and other billionaires of theworld, they didn’t go to school right? Even 2face,
D’banj and co… School doesn’t guarantee success in life brotherly. Just sit and wait, money go find you.
5. Make friends with people that have the same goal like you. After all birds of the same feather flocks together right? Just hang out with people who are familiar with the steps above.
6. Hate your Lecturers : Arrrgh, those men are mean.Dem too dey dash grades anyhow, if it gets to your
mat number, them go carry D and E give you abi?Abeg hate them.
In case the following does not get you to third class,then I am sure it is on the way. Na just one year
extra you need.
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